he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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