I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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