she woke up with a sticky ear
if only i could text you this smell
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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