areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
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