Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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