i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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