are you so shy because you have an std?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
