No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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