what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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