Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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