Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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