she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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