We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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