We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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