I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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