I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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