More tranny stories later!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
this will be a night to untag.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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