Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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