I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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