omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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