It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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