CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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