just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
dude. I can hear the air.
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