Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
did i just pee glitter
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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