when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I can't turn off my feet"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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