the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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