You can't special order awesome
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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