Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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