just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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