There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize