How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Acid is not a monday night drug
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
The adults are the big ones right?
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