Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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