Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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