One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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