when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I need a burrito and a hug.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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