that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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