my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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