Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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