Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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