That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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