Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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