No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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