so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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