He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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