He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
