Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
another moral hangover. fuck.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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