The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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