i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I still have a little drunk in my system
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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