i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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