3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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