Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
