I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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