Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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