Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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